Friday Funny Status Messages

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.

   Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot

   There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off

   BLACK FRIDAY, when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what they already have

   Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.

   Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday

   Take it easy this Black Friday, (try not to trample anyone to death) because it isn't supposed to look like a riot you idiots... Shop online like a real modern American!

   I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..

   if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.

   Black Friday: The day you spend hundreds of dollars on possessions to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in possessions.

   This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.

   I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year

   Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.

   I just read an article that Black Friday in Ferguson was a smash hit....

   on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF

   I think it's logical to hate the player, without players there would be no game and I would have a date for Friday night

   The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I'm going to drink tonight.

   JUDAS: "Still on for friday?" JESUS: "Friday?" JUDAS: "Yeah, you know, the Last Supper" JESUS: "The what?!?" JUDAS: "the Supper, just the Normal Everyday Supper"

   Just what is DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME and Why are we saving so much of it? Why can't the time change kick in on a Friday at 4pm?