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   messageicon It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about Trump, his supporters will still vote for him if he killed a baby in broad daylight with witnesses watching. So what The Donald loves to grope women?!?!
←Rate | 10-07-2016 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia lodged a formal complaint with the United Nations over a U.N. official's condemnations of Trump. Proof that Trump is Putin's puppet.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 00:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media ignores it.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 00:58 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am still voting for Trump!!!!!
←Rate | 10-08-2016 06:05 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The right says Hillary Clinton is responsible for her husband. Why isn’t Melania Trump?
←Rate | 10-08-2016 11:15 Comments (3)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump represents Christian values, those values mean nothing.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine creepy lips Donald Trump trying to force himself on you? Ugh
←Rate | 10-08-2016 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything with Hilary or Trump I just scroll without reading all the crap. From an English man looking for a decent status.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look out ladies, Donald Trump might be single soon as Melania isn't happy with her husband.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 16:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The crappy thing is,,, there are people that will vote for Trump,,, but would punish their kids for just saying the word "Pu$$y".
←Rate | 10-08-2016 18:13 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone considered that Trump might be a Galaxy Note 7?
←Rate | 10-08-2016 18:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know the women in Trump's family learned a long time ago how to protect their private parts when Trump is around them.
←Rate | 10-08-2016 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope the next presidential debate starts with a handshake, instead of Trump grabbing Hillary by.........
←Rate | 10-08-2016 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... This is really weird .... For some strange reason ..... every time I pick up my Cat I end up thinking about Donald Trump.
←Rate | 10-09-2016 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a bowl of Tic Tacs and told you that Donald Trump used them so he was ready to kiss women without their permission would you vomit?
←Rate | 10-09-2016 04:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arnold Schwarzenegger To Donald Trump: You’re Fired. But wait, wasn't Arnold once accused of objectifying women some years ago?
←Rate | 10-09-2016 05:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS : Bill Cosby withdraws support for Donald Trump
←Rate | 10-09-2016 18:55 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump should grab Hillary my the p***y and drag her off the stage...
←Rate | 10-09-2016 21:36 Comments (0)  




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