santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!

   And as another Christmas ends my mind drifts and once again, I'm thinking like a six year old. Only 364 days to go.

   Well lets see for Christmas I bought the iPhone,iPad,iTouch.... now iBroke,iHomeless and iRegret...

   Only 364 shopping days till Christmas..

   Dear Santa, I don't recall asking for a bigger butt for Christmas. It's not that I don't appreciate all the gifts that you brought me, but I'd just like to know... can I exchange it for a smaller size?

   Pointing And LOLing, At Kids Falling Off Their New RipStik They Got For Christmas.

   loves the Daisy air rifle he got for Christmas and is anxiously awaiting the first Jehovah's Witness to come to the door!

   Whew.....I am officially done wrapping all of my presents for Christmas in 2011. Thank you 'person who thought of re-gifting'

   What's the defference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's LOL

   Thinking about celebrating Christmas a week after Christmas for now on. Then I will be able to buy the same gifts at 60% off!

   Hey John its your grandmother. Could you tell me how to work this cell phone you got me for Christmas? ~ Sent via payphone.

   I wonder if Santa's "list" goes from 12/25-12/25, or does the new list start on January 1st? I think we have a few days to be bad that aren't on record...

   I am the ghost of Christmas Passed Out.

   wishes I would have got a new cell phone from Santa this year.. This rotary texting is really a drag.

   Well the Christmas spirit is boxed up and back into the attic for another year.

   The hospitals are running low on plasma and need donations. Apparently people bought more TVs for Christmas than they expected so they need to make more.

   trying to think of a good way to show off to everyone the superman underwear I got for Christmas.

   reading Santa's Naughty Girls list...... Thank you Wikileaks

   I've always been suspicious of people who operate their Christmas lights after New Years day.

   Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..