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I'd rather see a same sex marriage than a no sex marriage.
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10-08-2012 13:14 by Baddie
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When I date single moms, I tell the kids "I'm not trying to fill the hole left by your father; just the ones inside your mother."
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10-09-2012 14:26 by Baddie
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My neighbor swears he was anally probed by an alien. Anyone want a slightly used alien costume?
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10-09-2012 14:49 by Baddie
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What the hell did we do during blow jobs before cell phones?
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10-10-2012 04:00 by Baddie
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When you hear "that's illegal in 49 states," the other state is always Kentucky.
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10-10-2012 11:44 by Baddie
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Buses are just limos for poor people.
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10-10-2012 11:47 by Baddie
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Voting for president is getting to the point where it's simply which guy would you rather watch dump all your money into a toilet and flush.
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10-10-2012 12:02 by Baddie
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It's not a real party unless someone gets a d ick drawn on their face.
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10-10-2012 14:05 by Baddie
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My back is killing me from picking up all these chicks.
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10-10-2012 14:23 by Baddie
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She put me in the family zone, which would be cool if we were in Kentucky.
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10-10-2012 14:42 by Baddie
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I'm just not that into you. Maybe we should try a different position.
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10-11-2012 02:48 by Baddie
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Some people say, “Facebook me” while others say, “Follow me.” But, I miss the classic, “blow me.”
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10-11-2012 06:28 by Baddie
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You know how people tend to become like their pets and vice versa? My dog needs a liver transplant.
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10-11-2012 14:27 by Baddie
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The most romantic thing I've ever done is get a girl's name tattooed on my grandpa.
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10-12-2012 16:10 by Baddie
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Going to the mall this weekend and trying on extra small shirts so I can remember what it feels like to be hugged
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10-13-2012 06:36 by Baddie
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My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is.
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10-13-2012 14:27 by Baddie
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when I was little not only did I have to walk to school..my dad would drive by and flip me off.
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10-13-2012 15:29 by Baddie
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It's like my dad always said, "Don't call me Dad."
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10-13-2012 15:42 by Baddie
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Before I fall in love I usually fall over the barstool.
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10-14-2012 06:17 by Baddie
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Heard a rap song that didn't mention money, cars or hoes...Now i'm frantically trying to remember whether I took the blue or green pill!
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10-14-2012 14:32 by Baddie
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