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   messageicon I'd rather see a same sex marriage than a no sex marriage.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 13:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I date single moms, I tell the kids "I'm not trying to fill the hole left by your father; just the ones inside your mother."
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor swears he was anally probed by an alien. Anyone want a slightly used alien costume?
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the hell did we do during blow jobs before cell phones?
←Rate | 10-10-2012 04:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you hear "that's illegal in 49 states," the other state is always Kentucky.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 11:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buses are just limos for poor people.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 11:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Voting for president is getting to the point where it's simply which guy would you rather watch dump all your money into a toilet and flush.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 12:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not a real party unless someone gets a d ick drawn on their face.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My back is killing me from picking up all these chicks.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 14:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon She put me in the family zone, which would be cool if we were in Kentucky.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 14:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just not that into you. Maybe we should try a different position.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 02:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people say, “Facebook me” while others say, “Follow me.” But, I miss the classic, “blow me.”
←Rate | 10-11-2012 06:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how people tend to become like their pets and vice versa? My dog needs a liver transplant.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 14:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most romantic thing I've ever done is get a girl's name tattooed on my grandpa.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 16:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to the mall this weekend and trying on extra small shirts so I can remember what it feels like to be hugged
←Rate | 10-13-2012 06:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is.
←Rate | 10-13-2012 14:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I was little not only did I have to walk to school..my dad would drive by and flip me off.
←Rate | 10-13-2012 15:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like my dad always said, "Don't call me Dad."
←Rate | 10-13-2012 15:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I fall in love I usually fall over the barstool.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 06:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard a rap song that didn't mention money, cars or hoes...Now i'm frantically trying to remember whether I took the blue or green pill!
←Rate | 10-14-2012 14:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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