Funny Status Message #114034

X says My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is.
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# 158720 I always scratch off the "Plus One" option on wedding invitations are replace it with "Drinking for two"
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# 151122 The reason wedding invitations go out so far in advance is to give guests time to find something else to do.

←Rate | 10-13-2012 14:27 by Baddie

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