life Funny Status Messages

   Donald Duck.. never wears pants in his entire life.. but when it gets out of the shower, it comes with a towel wrapped around the waist.. I mean.. what is that about?"

   Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.

   God has a plan for every1.. if something is meant 2 be it's meant 2 be. Live ur life for today becuase you never know what tomorrow may bring. Tell the ppl you love that you love them, show the ppl you care bout that you care.. Life is 2 short 2 waste..

   I used to be a life gaurd, untill that damn blue kid got me fired!

   there are more important things in life than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.

   The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.

   Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...

   A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY

   My life coach just benched me.

   Babe, I can't promise you that you won't have problems in your life...but I can promise you that you'll never have to face them alone..

   Babe, I can't promise you that you won't have problems in your life...but I can promise you that you'll never have to face them alone..

   With the "You've Won The Nigerian Lottery" to these "Libido Sex Pill Enhancer" emails I should be leading quite the life.

   Life insurance advertisements during "Final Destination". Touché insurance companies... touché

   If you don't make time for those in your life that are important, then don't be surprised when one day they stop making time for you.....

   If at the end of your life you have no regrets, you did it wrong.

   Pizza+Coke+Double Chocolate Fudge=Life is good!!;)

   I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

   "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

   if any more of these Mel Gibson tapes get released you'll be able to buy the box set from Time Life by XMas

   sometimes feels like a booger on the dashboard of life