Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   poking you with a spork

   "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   a mystery you'll never solve

   riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   out walking her pet fish

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   everything you're not.

   spitting in your general direction

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   as seen on TV

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.

   wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about