life Funny Status Messages

   if life aint crazy, you aint livin!!!

   just watched World Cup Highlights of all the goals scored. That's 43 seconds of my life I will never get back!

   I went to the bar last night and I hit on the fattest most ugly chick, and I got rejected. I finally accomplished my goal in life.

   I'm wondering why life keeps teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn...

   I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

   Of all great losses in life, Time is the most irrecoverable. It can never be redeemed.

   trying to develop a life off of facebook.....as you can see, its not working.....

   Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

   making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   The Democrats finally came forward and ruined Chelsey Clinton's life with the news that Janet Reno is actually her father.

   I do not look back, the past is over, what's done is done, I thank god for what his given me and ask him to guide my ways towards a life of happiness ♥

   these keys I hold in my hand open up a very important part of my life,.. your chastity belt

   Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.

   Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'

   Life sucks... Wife won't......

   Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

   Life will take you down sometimes, its up2 you if you wanna pull yourself back up!!

   “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”

   if your not living life on the edge....... your taking up too much space!