life Funny Status Messages

   Life was much simpler when Apple's and Blackberry's were just fruits.

   At the beach life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.

   Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

   I truly wonder how much better life would be if people were required to fill out a CAPTCHA before breeding.

   With "Lost" and "American Idol" finished what am I supposed to do with my life, I guess I'll go enjoy that hot orange thing in the sky!

   LIFE; It's one damned thing after another

   Life would be easier if Kleenex just made shirt sleeves.

   Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

   Used to have a life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!

   wondering if fix a flat will bring my blow up doll back to life?

   4 truths of life: 1) You can't touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3) The first truth is a lie. 4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.

   Life Is A Great Learning Book But Without CONTENTS !

   Dear BP CEO: You can have your life back as soon as you fix that pipe.

   Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

   My life is proof that you can party as a profession.

   knows. It doesn't bother me at all. Do I hold any hard feelings? Not at all, ... Life is too short to sit around and hold grudges. I don't hold any whatsoever.

   i can not take away your storms of life but I can help you dance through the puddles!!!

   After I die, they will look through my portfolio of Facebook status updates and see that my life was not wasted.

   get a life is your only copyright

   loves life; but life thinks we should see other people.