trump Funny Status Messages

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"

   Trump's RNC is like the episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the guy that never worked in a restaurant bought one, but with a country.

   Ted Cruz did not go against Trump, He took the last life preserver off the Titantic off the railing and jumped ship. He did not even yell women and children first just took it and jumped.

   Melania Trump: "So if I marry the ugly Orange man......I'm a citizen...no?"

   Melania Trump got nothing compared to the plaguerism that has been happening here

   Was absolutely shocked to hear that Hillary supporters Hated Donald Trump's speech at the RNC last night!! I'm sure the next big shock will come when I hear that Trump Supporters hated Hillary Clinton's speech at the DNC.

   are most of these anti trump people on welfare?

   Trump is cool because he doesn't play by the rules, and says what he wants. Cruz is shunned because he didn't play by the rules, and he said what he wants?

   Trump DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS, BUT the wall is a good F_ing start.

   Reagan's shooter, John Hinckley Jr., to be released, I assume it's just in case Trump gets elected.

   Sesame Street fired 3 of its human actors. Don't say Donald Trump didn't warn us about good American jobs going to Muppets.

   At this point, I think the only possibility way for America to be great is if Trump's plane collides with Hillary's plane at 40,000 feet head on and nothing but ashes make it to the ground.

   I think Trump is actually turned himself into the Human form or "clickbait"

   Sometimes I wonder if Trump was only put in to make Hillary look good.

   *the year 2050,,,,,, "Grandpa, how did Trump ever get elected? ".... Well, we were a bit distracted, That was the year that adult coloring books came out

   Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world

   The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.

   Russia's intelligence agency the FSB, successor to the KGB, has posted a notice on its website claiming that it now has the ability to collect crypto keys for Internet services that use encryption. Thanks Donald Trump!!

   Obama just said Trump is unfit to be President. ..Well aint that the pot calling the kettle black...