life Funny Status Messages

   I need to throw that guy a "get a life" jacket...

   likes reading FML stories because it makes my life seem Amazing!

   when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in, or give it all you've got.

   My life is based on a true story.

   I miss The Oregon Trail. Life seemed so simple when your biggest worry was killing enough buffalo before you died of dysentery.

   The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year.

   every second becomes a minute, every minute becomes a hour but when your living it up every crazy sh#t you did in your life becomes the best memories.

   If fanny packs were actually awesome, do you realize how easier life would be?

   ------------is clearly convinced life is practically all about reading ------------------

   U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS

   Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   making some changes to her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message you were one of the changes!

   Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line???

   I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

   I'm the author of my life.Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes

   poor Gary Coleman...he lived such a short life.

   Does a coffin come with a life time guarantee?