Funny Status Messages

   I think Osama will be the next Megatron

   According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!

   Marc Savard, Sidney Crosby and now Osama Bin Laden when are these head shots going to end?!

   apparently on NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. "This begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"

   noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........

   thinking between the death of Osama bin Laden and the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business!!!!

   You had me at Rice Krispies Treats

   Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

   I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.

   Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.

   It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

   How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

   Everything is made in China except for babies... they're made in VaChina.

   Watch, Lady Gaga's going to buy Osama Bin Ladens body & wear it to next years Grammys.

   May the fourth be with you.

   I would really hate to be a politician...mostly because I couldn't say "fock you, a55hole" any time that I felt like it. :)

   Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?

   First England takes over the news with the Royal Wedding, then America with Osama. I predict a talking kangaroo within the next week...

   Happy Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you! xx

   You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream