trump Funny Status Messages

   Donald Trump promises to defend article 12 of the Constitution after confusing for bankruptcy chapters.

   Hillary should be indicted. Trump will do something where he should be indicted. We're screwed. Eat Oreos.

   Voting for Hillary because you don't like Trump, is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli....

   The FBI recommends no charges be filed against Hillary Clinton. My next question is, when will Donald Trump be indicted and for what?

   Your credit history may be a determining factor when applying for a loan or to be a future Trump supporter.

   "Only my life matters." -Donald Trump

   If Trump builds a wall do the gays get to decorate it?

   Mexico's president says that there is "no way" his country would ever pay for a wall between it and the United States. We are now waiting for Donald Trump's stupid response to this....

   Donald Trump celebrated Free Slurpee Day by honoring those brave souls who died on 7/11.

   Donald Trump in 2008: "Well, I know Hillary Clinton and she'd make a good president or good vice president." Then why does Trump support corrupt people?

   Problem with voting for Trump is that you don't know what you're going to get. Problem with Hillary is that you do.

   Hey Bernie supporters, Trump will get you a better job while Hillary will only raise your taxes.

   I'm beginning to think Donald Trump is considering gathering all of his Vice Presidential candidates together in a secret place and have them fight to the death to prove their loyalty?

   Donald Trump is having Tim Tebow speak at the Republican National Convention. I'm confused. I thought he didn't like losers.

   Donald Trump formally announces Mike Pence as is VP pick. No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier running mate.

   Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me.

   did the Trump campaign even Google Mike Pence?

   Has anyone tried the new Trump APP its like Pokemon but instead your looking for Mexican's..

   Ironically, the new Trump-Pence campaign logo looks like it would be illegal in Indiana.

   A new poll says 50% want Trump and 50% want Killary... Me?... I just want a lobotomy..