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   messageicon Sorry Monday...I'm just not that into you.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My middle finger seems to get more exercise on Monday than any other day of the week.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 07:45 by m Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I'd prefer something else.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 09:27 by m Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just name the damn royal baby Monday since everyone hates it already.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dammit! I tried, I really tried, but Monday still found me.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 08:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon i woke up on the right side of the dirt this morning and for that I am thankful. now as I dont watch the morning news I will stay happy. Happy Monday to all my frienemys
←Rate | 08-05-2013 09:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday. What a horrible way to start the week.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 10:11 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers :/
←Rate | 08-05-2013 10:35 by PostKing Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust someone that smiles on Monday morning.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2013 09:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon There's nothing worse than getting crop dusted by the gay guy at work on a Monday morning...
←Rate | 08-06-2013 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce
←Rate | 08-23-2013 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Monday was a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:37 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're driving to work on Monday morning just remember that Floyd Mayweather made 41 million dollars tonight.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 01:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son came home from school and asked what "ostracized" meant.. Of course I told him its a unit of measurement for birds.... *now I've got another parent/teacher conference next monday*
←Rate | 09-23-2013 08:55 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Interviewer: Why should you work here? Waiter: I believe I am capable of bringing a lot to the table. Interviewer: Can you start Monday?
←Rate | 10-16-2013 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 00:01 by anticena Comments (0)  


   messageicon funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz
←Rate | 11-09-2013 12:17 by pimpjuice Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright Monday what kind of bullsh*t you got for me this time.
←Rate | 11-11-2013 09:03 Comments (0)  




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