Friday Funny Status Messages

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

   Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday.

   If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.

   Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!

   It's Friday! Time to mute your conscience and party!

   ...the brain brings up the most beautiful thoughts while trying to sleep..."hey...when was the last time we discussed ghosts , haunted mansions and serial killers in hockey masks.."...Happy Friday 13th...

   Friday the 13th is such a bunch of crap..... hang on, going to go see what this guy in a hockey mask wants at the door.... it's not even hockey season, what an idiot.... brb

   Cheers to Friday & the weekend, but most of all thanks to good weather & friends who will get together!!!

   Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!

   Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

   Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

   there such a thing as a bad friday?

   I do declare douchebaggery and shenanigans! Happy F-Off Friday

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

   Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.

   Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.