love Funny Status Messages

   Why can't Star Wars fans ever get laid? Because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.

   a man was making love to a village girl without protection.... she-you are not using protection,i hope you don't have AIDS? him-no,i don't have AIDS she-thank God,i don't want to get that thing again! the guy fainted

   I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.

   If you love someone who doesn't love you, means you are waiting for a ship at the airport!

   I can't make you love me, but I can hold your head underwater until you stop breathing.

   Steve Miller.. "Some call me the gangster of love"..... Steve Miller`so band... "Ummm, yeah,,, Nobody calls him that"....

   Women love taking showers in boiling hot water, because it reminds them of hell, where they come from ...

   They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.

   I think about making love every 3.14159265 seconds. I guess I’m pi-sexual.

   If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and beat the snot out of it.

   I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.

   I love dieting I'm actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Mexican.

   Instead of bashing what you hate, try smashing what you love.

   I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.

   I'm always the first one to say "I love you" in a gangbang.

   70% of Facebook users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Married… LIKE if you love food.

   I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.

   I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping: 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size

   Does anyone know the name of that Jennifer Aniston movie? You know. The one where she plays a quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?

   If some of your citizens have lost faith in the flag and country, maybe you needs to try to find out why and address their grievances instead of trying to force them to respect the flag and love their country.