love Funny Status Messages

   'All you need is love.' and an IQ low enough to believe that....

   My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face ..... I love Sharpie markers.

   If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...

   if you're feeling down about your love life, remember that salmon swim hundreds of miles upstream to jack-off on a pile of eggs and die

   I'm boycotting beauty & the beast because of a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo 💡

   I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?

   You never forget your first love. No matter how hard you try.

   Actors in movies kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone likes my profile pic, I think about it for like 5 months.

   I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

   Make sure you've got something of yourself left over for the ones that love you. 3 replies 65 retweets 121 likes

   distance can be so cruel when you love somebody

   Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   UNITED: We love to fight,,, and it shows. ..

   Don't make me fall in love with your aloof disregard for my existence

   Can anyone tell me the name of that Jennifer Anniston movie? You know, the one where she plays the quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?

   Your boyfriend/hubby is always beating you up and you say its "Gangster love",no its not,its WWE SMACKDOWN....you dating John Cena!?

   I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after

   Don't worry about the problems in North Korea. We've sent the B-52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.