MWC Funny Status Messages

   The Desperado has a Peaceful Easy Feeling in the Hotel California...R.I.P. Glenn

   What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?...Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

   Last night I lost my mood ring....I'm not sure how I feel about that.

   I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart

   FREE HARLEY DAVIDSON; When you purchase a tee-shirt for $40.000

   Clinton says "How high do you have to build a wall to keep out the internet?" She's nuts comparing the internet to illegal immigrants. God help us.

   Judging people by their race and sex is wrong, I wish you privileged white males would get that!

   Kidney stones, Hemorrhoids, Syphilis, or President...None I want to feel the Burn

   And if Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family.

   They should put Harriet Tubman on the EBT card instead

   Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder, where in the hell are the dream police!

   I went to the doctor because I couldn’t stop listening to Tom Jones. He told me it’s not unusual

   My Grief Counselor died today. He was so good.. I don't even care!

   Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?

   I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.

   Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!

   All my post were removed, because someone took A Fence

   I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.

   Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the 18th floor night club, was not a bouncer.

   I always thought it was "Blew by you"