love Funny Status Messages

   You think you love your family but suddenly there's three of you and one remaining slice of pizza.

   I love it when I open the dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat .

   You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.

   You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

   Day 12.. I haven't eaten apple in a week,, the doctors are slowly getting thru the barricade, I won't last very long, tell my family I love em

   "I spent our entire relationship trying to change the man he was all the way until I broke up with him for not being the same man I met and fell in love with" ~ Women

   Headed to the gym, and then to Taco Bell because I like to keep my body guessing if I love it or hate it.

   [on a first date]... Me: So do you like puppies?... Her: Oh I love them... Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies... Waiter: Excellent choice, sir

   If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.

   Some people call me the Space Cowboy., some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice.... those people suck at nicknames.

   Where are the realistic Mother's Day cards that say, "Well you did the best you could with what you had and I still love you anyways."

   Money can't buy love, but it can buy stuff. And I love stuff.

   I love how my parents think that none of this is their fault.

   I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex

   Want to know the best way to make friends? Tell a woman you love her and she will say "I think we're just friends"

   My G.F. has a pair of 'meatloaf' panties. On the front, it says 'I would do anything for love' On the back it says 'but I wont do that.'

   BREAKING: Long suspected love affair between Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble confirmed today, admit to having "gay old time"

   Actually, Jon Bon Jovi, it's Courtney that gave 'Love' a bad name

   Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.

   I Love the taste of you first thing in the morning. Me *talking to my coffee