Friday Funny Status Messages

   The phone rang & I tried to answer the stapler..Yup its friday..chug chug

   TGIF - Thank Goose It's Friday

   You're so old your idea of going out on a Friday night is taking a walk to the outhouse.

   Thinking about getting the new iPad 23 that comes out today, but might hold off to next Friday and get the iPad 24.

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!

   If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

   Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you

   Welp, my facebook wall is full of religion today (Good Friday). This makes me exempt from attending Mass later, right?!?! Pretty sure I've been preached to enough for a day.

   Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.

   We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!

   May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...

   Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!

   everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20

   I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday....... 

   I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".