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   Some of you are funny,some poetic,some angry,some horny,some drunk,some in love,some lonely,some crazy,some too-good-to-be-true. I <3 you all.

   I LOVE JESUS!

   I LOVE THE DARK SIDE. They have cookies.

   I LOVE JESUS, you don't have to be a bitter atheist about it, I'm just expressing my sentiment with the majority of the people here. I LOVE JESUS

   I LOVE JESUS TOO...he's my mexican lover.

   Jesus Love You is a good thing to hear in church but a bad thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

   Love isn't going to knock on your door, unless you fall in love with a Jehovah's Witness.

   "I only like you as a friend, but I'm not going to tell you until you fall in love with me, because I want to break your heart." - Women

   So when love comes knocking at your door answer it stark naked

   Happy Valentine's Day, Peeps! Love is hard to find, so give some, get some, buy, rent or lease some, loan some out if you have extra. Spread a smile at work, wink at a stranger at lunch, or give a happy wave to someone in traffic. But above all else, i

   Happy Valentine's Day to my right hand. I love you more than the left!

   Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...

   Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.

   Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me.

   The less you know about someone, the easier it is to love them.

   The big movies right now in theaters are Robocop, Endless Love, and About Last Night. I feel like it's the end of the 80s all over again.

   Bring me pizza and beer and me love you long time.

   I love it how doctors show you pictures of smoker's ugly lungs and non smokers healthy lungs when technically both sets of lungs came from DEAD PEOPLE.

   I love You Tube. You can look up everthing. It's Google the Movie musical

   I would love to put out a comic labeled "For Mature Readers" that is just a heartfelt meditation on aging and mortality.