love Funny Status Messages

   I just love Cinemax late at night , don't you?

   Real men who care for, cherish and love a woman faithfully, deserve the butthole at least once..

   Love means never having to say you're sorry. But only if the relationship you're in is imaginary.

   I like you. But I don't "let you out of my basement" like you. Hah because I love you.

   America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?

   I can't decided if I'd rather see him naked or on fire. Is that love?

   I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, "If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."

   People who say marriage is only between a man and a woman underestimate my love for pizza.

   I wish someone loved me as much as white women in commercials love yogurt

   I always try to see my relatives with love and affection during the Holidays. When I can't I try to see if there is more Bourbon available.

   It’s cute how some people still believe in love and happily ever after.

   pizza is the only love triangle I want

   Where is the Love? Discrimination and Homophobia, do you know how many of our children committed suicide because of this? What if it was your child? Born This Way

   Kanye West knew it was love at first sight the moment gazed deeply into Kim Kardashian's big brown mirrored sunglasses.

   I imagine love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then Listening to it over and over again till you hate that song."

   I went to Jared for my girlfriend's Christmas gift. I'm sure she will love her Subway gift card.

   On Christmas my brothers and sisters come over with all their ADHD kids, they all really love my Amphetamine Apple Pie!

   Call me crazy, but I want more. More sex, more love, more LIFE.

   Love isn't real until one of you is on meds.

   I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It’s the best thing I can offer.