love Funny Status Messages

   Love is like the sweetest, most delicious gourmet cupcake laced with arsenic.

   Dear Mom & Dad,,,Summer Camp looks a lot like a WalMart parking lot.. Also,, Is it usually six months long?... Love Billy

   Rich white folks sure do love giving other rich white folks awards.

   This night m'lady and I will intertwine our love in the haunting glow of the moon, and maybe she'll let me stick it in her pooper.

   At no point in "I love you no matter what you look like" did I insinuate "keep eating pie for breakfast."

   More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX

   I'm high on life! And pot. Well...mostly pot. But I love life! Probably because of pot.

   Long story short, I love summaries

   sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will

   Your heart will always try to trick you into believing you can love only one. The truth is you can love many. Because love is everywhere.

   I go from love to restraining order in one marriage.

   I love it when someone takes a good joke and make it even better. Keep it up guys.

   If you can't open that bottle of pickles for your girl like a real man then just smash it over your face and look crazy B*tches love crazy

   You knowlife sucks when you can hear the girl you love moaning in the room next door where your bestfriend is...

   I love following women who write inspirational tweets because, you know...chubby girls.

   You don’t have to be drunk to love me, but it helps

   Women love being cuddled while they sleep, except for when they don't know who you are, apparently.

   If you love your farts you have to let them go.

   No matter how hard life gets just remember there are always people out there who love you, if you pay them enough.

   Call her Princess. B*tches love being addressed as royalty.