love Funny Status Messages

   Just once I'd love to attend a funeral where people are being honest and keeping it real about the deceased asking questions like, "Who here is going to pay me the money he owed me?"

   If you have to fight someone’s love then you’ve already lost that battle.

   Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.

   It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I'm always like, "I love you," and they're like, "Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut."

   I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.

   No one will ever love you as much as I don't.

   Girlfriends are like songs. No matter how much you love it, if you hear it all the time it will eventually drive you nuts.

   I love watching my girlfriend sleep. How her lips don't move and no words come out.

   Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!

   I love how people b*tch on h3re about stealing a stat from a webs!te or a person. Like, WTF are you doing on T Js anyway? I'm pretty sure your h3re to steal a stat.

   If you love someone let them go, if they come back..... YOU leave, so that the "bleep" knows what it feels like. :)

   If you love something let it go. Great, now it's gone. Why did you do that? You loved that thing you idiot.

   i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....

   Today, my girlfriend asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.

   The key to a successful relationship is to love each other and make fun of the same things.

   My significant other is all warm and wet this morning..I love my coffee!!!!

   Her: Why do you love me? Him: because you have sex with me. Her: You could have sex with other girls, too. Him: I can?? Sweet!! Her: That’s not what I meant. Him: OK…then, I love you.

   It's ironic.... but wouldn't you love to be......."Booby Trapped"

   Somewhere, an innocent and naive couple deeply in love is saying crazy stuff like, "let's have plenty of kids. Nothing will change. How hard can it be?"

   Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.