santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Don't you find those people who keep updating how many days to christmas annoying? Anyway it's 37 days to christmas.

   Since you're asking....I want a mistletoe belt buckle for Christmas.

   I'm having a Deja vu of Christmas posts

   I wonder if I tell my kids I'm calling Santa, will work after Christmas too!

   already on the naughty list. Santa... I can explain.

   A man basically goes through three phases in his life... He believes in Santa Claus...He doesn't believe in Santa Claus...He is Santa Claus.

   Are the people that leave their Christmas lights on the house and just turn them on in December smart or just plain lazy??

   Christmas came early!!! Happy EIGHTEENTH Birthday Miley!!!

   I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays

   I asked my kid, “Do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It's so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”

   My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.

   Dear radio stations. I appreciate that you waited until after Thanksgiving to start in with the Christmas music... but could you tone it down a little bit? You're gonna kill it for me if it goes on like this for a month. Thank you

   ♪ ♫ ♬ Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, you have more balls than me-ee. ♪ ♫ ♬

   LOCAL CHICKEN FARMER HIRING STAFF FOR XMAS, $ 19.50 HR. I told them about your experience handling c*ck, you start Monday......

   I can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late!!

   All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.

   This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......

   If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.

   I feel bad for Santa....the poor guy only comes once a year

   If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.