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X I asked my kid, “Do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It's so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
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←Rate | 11-24-2010 07:28 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Rounders (the real one)
Thursday November 25, 2010 @ 08:24 AM

The above post wasn't me. Do I seem like the kind of bloke who would write "lord knows" ?

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