Monday Funny Status Messages

   Monday isn't so bad if you lube up.

   Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.

   Watch out. It's Monday. You'll probably step in some gum.

   it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning.

   oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...

   Why is Monday still a thing?

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   I hate Monday's...... and condoms.

   If Monday hd a face......I would knock the $h!t out of it!!!

   Monday is like a kid having sex for the first time...it came too soon!

   I wish we could "Hand Pick" who gets knocked off line on Monday!!!

   The 3 worst words to hear right now..."Tomorrow is Monday"

   Aww Crap, Monday found me again.

   Just got my dream Job starts next Monday .. Window cleaner in Amsterdam.,

   Practicing my "Eye Rolling" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday.

   If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.

   Thank God It's Monday" ~ Your Liver

   ...“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”...