Trickz100 Funny Status Messages

   - Justin AmatterofsecondswasknownworldwidetobeacompletedoucheBieber.

   - If the camera lens is round, why is the picture rectangular?

   - I don't need Anger Management, I need for people to not piss me off!!!

   - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.

   - My wife said she is going to leave me if I dont stop my bad habbits. I nearly choked on my toe nail.

   facebook suggested me and my ex should be friends. Thats like saying to Facebook 'I think you should be friends with Myspace'.

   - Bored? Go to Google and play with their logo, see if you can knock a circle off the screen with the mouse (excluding the top part) :D

   playing COD MW2 to give my brain cells something fun to do in case they're no longer around on Saturday morning after Friday nights events.

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   - If round pegs fit in round holes, and square pegs fit in square holes, why isnt my c*ck shaped like an axe?

   - - Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.

   - The biggest Lie Ever: "I have read the Terms and Conditions".

   remembers believing that by pressing the Diet "Button" on McDonalds Coke lids would suddenly make the Coke turn into a Diet Coke O_0

   - Wayne Rooney and Alex Ferguson have changed their relationship status to 'its complicated'... Manchester city 'like this'

   R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!

   RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?

   - If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, they would have simply eaten the snake and left the apple alone!

   - I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   - Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.