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Bring funny back
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12-21-2022 00:52
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Just got back from a Rocky Mountain Oyster Fest in Colorado. It was Nuts!
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12-20-2022 11:19
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It's my birthday! I'm finally at that age where I can switch from health food to preservatives.
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12-20-2022 10:43 by
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No matter how old you may be, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to use to bonk someone over the head with.
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12-20-2022 06:08 by
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User is suspected as gay. Please report any Suspicious activity to discord staff.
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12-20-2022 02:46
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I am the reason why Santa has a naughty list.
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12-19-2022 15:39 by
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The White House hosted its annual Hanukkah party and everything was going great until Biden pulled on a rabbi's beard and said, "You're not Santa."
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12-19-2022 05:27
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I ordered my Biden deck of cards. But it's missing half the deck and the numbers are upside down.
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12-19-2022 03:33 by
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Today France's defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War II record... not looking good.....
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12-18-2022 11:00 by
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I wonder how was God able to find some wise men when most of us men don't even know how to stop and ask for directions when we're lost?
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12-18-2022 07:45 by
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a few more minutes mom
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12-18-2022 04:20
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"His heart wasn't the only thing that was two sizes too small!" -Mrs. Grinch
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12-17-2022 15:24
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Dear Santa, I was good at being NAUGHTY. Does that count for anything?
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12-17-2022 11:02 by
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When it comes to jokes about elves, I'm a little short.
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12-16-2022 12:07
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Welcome to your 60s - you now think every car has its brights on.
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12-16-2022 12:07
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My favorite childhood memory is fast metabolism
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12-16-2022 12:07
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What if we vaccinate a bunch of mosquitoes next Spring and release them?
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12-16-2022 12:06
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Let me get this straight; a fat man who breaks and enters into my home, who steals all my Christmas cookies, is the one who judges if I'm naughty or nice?
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12-16-2022 10:36 by
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Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in the car like they've just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy?
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12-15-2022 10:03
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Due to the extreme coal shortage, Santa will be giving out Justin Bieber cds to all the bad kids this year.
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12-14-2022 17:38 by
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