Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   really a sensible girl, it just so happens she came in a dorky package.

   I thought of something today, I wont ever do that again, it hurt.

   thinking jelously gets you no where, so hurry up and get over it.

   patience is not a virture, its a waste of time.

   pumpkins are alot like men, there heads are hollow, there brains are mush, and after a few days, they start to smell funny:S

   quit gambling. wanna bet?

   kudos to all your bra wearers out there:)

   was let out today from the men in white coats man what the hell were they thinking

   we all have different capacities, what's lacking for you may be too much for me already.. so don't push it.

   Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!

   It's for you Mr. Reid. It's Al Sharpton and he sounds pissed. You better take the call because he likes to march about as much as the Germans

   never regret doing things that will make you happy. we have but one life to live.. it's too short to dwell on negativities.

   believes people are all the same, we only get judged by what we do.

   always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

   when you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

   a smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

   says that the only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

   So Mark McGwire has admitted to using steroids. In other shocking news, Snoop Dogg has admitted to using marijuana, and Bill O'Reilly has a big mouth.

   going to see the wizard. I need a brain. Thats what my GF said.

   this cold weather doesn't bother me. It's the weaklings who b!tch about it that get on my nerves.