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Chaz Bono should be a weatherman. He is after all partly sonny. sorry I had to Cher.
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What idiot called it proposing and not kneel diamond
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I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches.
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Just because you have a beard doesn’t mean you’re a man, vaginas can grow hair too.
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You are what you do, not what you say you’ll do.
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Friendship is being there when someone is feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
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I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous.
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What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A private tutor.
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What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas.
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Always be nice to people that have access to your toothbrush.
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain is good news for you.
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Opening a gym that teaches power walking and door knocking. Gonna call it Jehova’s Fitness.
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Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, Please do not go in that bathroom.
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That first kiss in the morning is so special, and my dog enjoys it too.
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About a year ago I told my friend there’s plenty of fish in the sea. He's been divorced 3 times..Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his damn rod.
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I accidentally ate the sticker on an apple. The scan code is inside me and there's now a beep every time I check out at the grocery store.
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I'm cleaning house and thinking that I need a car that runs on dog hair.
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People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!
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