Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   When Facebook Isnt Working, Twitter goes over capacity, (and MySpace remains unused,) some Americans will finally meet their neigbors

   What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? I answered: His girlfriend.

   2 steps forward , 2 steps backwards ..... am I just marking time or dancing ?!!!

   Jesus H Christ , I thought I just died then ..... but no , facebook was down !! phew......

   Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

   It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)

   I plead contemporary insanity.

   Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)

   DNS FAILURE: Facebook is down which means 9 months from today, many children will be born.

   I think most of my friends hang out with me to see what I'll say next.

   I'm watching this show on stalkers, still haven't seen any of you yet.

   I'm so happy Facebook wasn't around when I was in high school.

   Facebook has been down for 2 hours. The apocalypse has begun.

   I wonder if my boss was more fun and carefree in his youth, when his name was Anakin.

   You should see all the pissed Farmville people taking their Facebook frustration out on Twitter.

   The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

   No more wasting time with feeling sorry for myself; no more depression; time to rise up and fight back!

   Unlike my girlfriend Facebook goes down.

   Says having Steven Tyler as a judge on American Idol is like having a Triple Crown Winner at Wal-Mart giving pony rides!

   Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"