Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?

   U-Haul stocks are up today :)

   The next vote should be whether she gets life in prison or a firing squad

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   Let the pain and suffraging begin.

   Meanwhile, female Asian voters are upset over a disappointing erection.

   Rudy Giuliani is a potential Attorney General. The non-fat yogurt industry is in great peril.,

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   Dieting is all about portion control. You want that Big Mac? Go ahead! One bite a day.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   "STOP LAUGHING AT US!" - Americans to the rest of the world

   Why are all the good open-minded liberals moving to Canada? What's wrong with Mexico? If we look at the map, it appears Mexico is about the same distance from the U.S. as Canada. So what's up?

   Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns

   I feel sorry for Bill Clinton, now he'll never become the First Lady! :p

   It's a good day to be a privileged white man.

   Man, there's a lot of people here suffering from advanced butt hurt. Do we need to call a whambulance for you?

   You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

   After all that has happened this year all we need now is Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl!!!!

   I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.