Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   "Don't look at me like I'm crazy when I ask if your store caries Ancient Indian Burial Ground Test Kits..." - Joan Rivers

   Joan Rivers RIP. Its a big co-incidence it happened soon after your stark remarks about Gaza. God watches everything. Take a hint atheists

   An ancient tampon was found in a cave in the Yucatan... Archaeologists are not sure which period it's from. The Doctor said, he saw something like that during Joans Rivers operation!

   Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .

   Will Joan Rivers be buried or recycled?

   One of Americas most beloved mannequins passed away today #RIPJoan

   All Yoga becomes "Hot Yoga" once the down dog pose starts.

   I wonder if Joan Rivers is an organ donor or a mannequin donor? ....

   Joan Rivers may have been too old to be an organ donor, but be on the lookout for some fresh new faces on your local mannequins.

   Read an interesting article about the "iPod" at the doctor's office today.

   I have tweets with one or no stars,, so yes Grandpa, I can imagine what the Vietnam war was like

   If Jennifer Lawrence really wanted to keep her photos private, she should've kept them hidden in Lois Lerner's email.

   Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.

   Rest in piece Joan Rivers, someone who was very real and completely fake at the same time.

   Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.

   (o)(o) + $$ = ( o )( o )

   For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid

   I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world.

   I can't believe so many of my friends were close to Joan rivers...

   it really fair to say that Joan Rivers died at 81? Most of her wasn't even old enough to drink.