Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I can't believe they made us watch that to get to the halftime show

   Omaha just changed its name to East Seattle.

   Did anyone tell the Broncos what time the game started?

   I didn't know Peyton and Phillp Seymour Thomas were that close...

   Wow Newman looks the best out of all of them

   I don't know what's worst seinfields jokes or his hairline

   How many Denver broncos does it take to change a flat tire? One, unless it's a blowout, then the whole team shows up

   When are they gonna start smoking marijuana?

   after what ive seen so far, its obvious which team took sdvsntage of their state's weed benefits.

   Hey broncos, puff puff pass time in the second half!..... Meanwhile at the Seahawks side...Sherman-"you know how I get when I get da munchies!

   Red Hot Chilli Peppers nailed it. "Give it away" pretty much summarizes the first half.

   it me or did Bruno mars smoked some of James Brown weed?

   10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!

   Papa johns gonna make a killing either way when all the munches starts setting in!

   holy harvin batman

   Hope john Fox doesn't have another heart attack

   Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks

   The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.

   I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts

   Congrats to Peyton Manning for putting the "O" in "Omaha"...Like 29 to "O"!