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   messageicon I hope hurricane Irene takes care of "Jersey Shore"... Permanently!
←Rate | 08-25-2011 22:09 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon STARTING a new company, "Skydiving For Pedophiles." Participants must pay in advance. Cash only.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 10:47 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon WHY do men cheat? Seriously... One woman is expensive enough!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 03:30 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon IF MYSPACE and FACEBOOK have taught me anything... It's that when I become rich and famous, dont let ANYONE touch whatever it was that brought me to that point.
←Rate | 09-24-2011 13:22 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon SITTING at a stop light and had a group of cute ladies stop next to me and wave. I smiled and waved back, only to soon realize they were waving at the guys in the Camero on my right. Felt like high school all over again...
←Rate | 03-30-2013 16:45 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon after what ive seen so far, its obvious which team took sdvsntage of their state's weed benefits.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:17 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon BIDEN'S laugh is scaring me... and the inner boy within me keeps screaming "I need an adult."
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:59 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon NOTICE: "Flirt Detection" FB Timeline Monitor has detected your significant other commenting a restricted user's picture. Do you wish to end the relationship? [Yes/No]. [Yes] Relationship ended. User has been submitted to FB Cheaters archives.
←Rate | 05-12-2012 11:10 by Malichai Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say that the odds of the satellite hitting a human is HIGHER than winning the lottery... So what are the odds of winning the lotto, then walking outside and being hit by the satellite?
←Rate | 09-24-2011 13:27 by Malichai Comments (0)  


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