Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Kind of surprised the half time show wasn't performed by the Kottonmouth Kings.

   Alright people,I want to see jokes during the game. I have people that think I'm funny!

   Joe Namath drunk again

   Seriously who gives a flying fig about the "Super Bowl"?

   First jokess are in..... Why did the referee forget to ask the teams head or tails before the coin toss?.....stay tune!

   I'm gay

   Nice catch peyton

   Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" Without being judged by the guys.

   I hope the black guys lose

   X says Ah, The Super Bowl... Finally I can say "What a huge sack!" or "That's some serious penetration by The D!" -he got it from twittterr

   Russell Wilson will blow it like all black leaders just watch

   Boycott Cheerios

   waiting for the light too go off

   the best play of this game so far is when Joe Namath's coin toss was intercepted by the ref

   Demarryus thomass

   Peyton faggging

   omawho ??

   Another first half blowout? *waits for the lights to go out*

   Nice throw Peyton

   Until now I never really thought of pistachios as 'creepy'