Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.

   Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.

   "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell, via the US Navy SEALS

   So it took him years to produce a fake birth certificate and he decideds to dump Osama's body in the ocean where there is no proof??? hmm

   wondering if the special forces soldiers answered "house keeping" when Bin Laden asked "who's there"?

   Pakistan... An oasis on the coastline of the Arabian sea specializing in the comfort of terrorists seeking an extended lavish getaway.

   They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.

   Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.

   I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance

   I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.

   1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!

   Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...

   Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.

   Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!

   Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed

   Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.

   Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening!

   The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.