Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   I think the Worst Part about admitting you are an Alcoholic ..is People expect you to Quit Drinking.

   I deserve to be important to someone......... I've spent too much time showing the wrong people they are important to me.

   Politicians are constantly rated as among the most Un-Trustworthy people. So how come so many people actually believe every promise they make for when they become president? They should know that they are just going to prove the same point once again.

   Why is it that the people who say "You don't need 500 rounds of ammunition" are the same people who are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper?

   I really hate people who say, "I know something about you but I cant tell you" Well, I know something about you too and its that you are an a$$hole.

   Some say imaginary friends are for crazy people. Please tell me about Facebook again.

   I'm one of those people that no one warned you about.

   The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're stupid.

   since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!

   it says on my sidebar on facebook.. "Many of people who like Lindsey Lohan also liked Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" Oh no, that can't be good.

   People give all kinds of excuses to the cellphone guys at the mall as to why they won't stop. "I have a phone with you guys already," or "I just signed a new contract." Personally, I like to cut to the chase with, "I hate you guys."

   Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

   Here is a great way to manage people; look for the good in them and then tell them about it.

   It's kinda bad when other drunk drivers are lookin over at you like "Damn that dude really needs to pull it together"

   Some people have an inflated view of their importance in my life.

   exceptionally frustrated! How can I creep your Facebook page when I have to wade thru your farm, mafia, daily luck, horoscope, quiz results, lover/friend of the day, cafe world, and everything of which you've now become a fan? Make it easy on me people!!!

   I hate it when people make words come out of their mouths

   Ok it has been 9 hours now...I wonder how many people already messed their New Years resolution up???

   When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.

   All the advantages right-handed people have are cancelled out when we have to do our banking at the drive-up ATM left-handed.