Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If I went to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.
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01-13-2023 04:11
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A big shout-out to ATM fees, for making me buy my own money.
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01-12-2023 03:11
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Stop calling yourself hot; the only thing you turn on is the microwave.
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01-13-2023 04:13
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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07-27-2022 01:04
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Girls think 50 times before buying lipstick but always choose the wrong guy.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
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08-08-2022 03:02
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We now have reason to believe Biden ripped the tag off his mattress in 1987.
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05-19-2022 07:32
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Disney announces new 2022 LGBTQ+ clothing line for kids.
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05-20-2022 05:25
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The border, inflation, and energy crisis are intentional.
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08-04-2022 09:22
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When she grabs your booty and whispers, “thick a$$-niggggaa imma get you pregnant.”
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07-03-2022 11:21
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If I say I’ll be there in a few minutes, stop calling me every hour.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Pro Tip: If you drink enough beer, your Tinder date starts to look like their profile picture.
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01-13-2023 04:16
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They got that $1,200. $600. And $1,400. Back in gas, food and rent.
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08-15-2022 17:41
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If you're in a restaurant waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Clicked on a strange message and now it burns when I pee.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Stop killing mountains to make Mountain Dew!
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04-22-2022 00:17
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Million Dollar Idea: Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets that may cause drowsiness.
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03-13-2022 05:10
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You’re not bipolar, you’re just two stupid bi!ches in one.
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05-09-2022 02:30
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Let me get this straight, we can send 40 billion to eastern Europe, but Elon Musk buying Twitter for 40 billion could have solved world hunger?
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05-17-2022 06:11
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The first symptom of Covid-19 is believing everything the media says.
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07-01-2022 01:48
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