Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   TDSmania has TOD. Trump Obsessive Disorder. And every time he reads something bad about him, his masturbation fantasies are interrupted hahahahaha

   He’s only on the second month and now France wants the Statue Of Liberty back LOL.

   He’s on the second month of a rent free 4 year lease he’s taken out in your heads. Cry harder.

   The towels were so thick at the hotel, I could barely shut my suitcase.

   A nickel isn't worth a dime nowadays.

   If you don't watch where you're going, you might end up someplace else.

   Elon musk is not the richest man in the world. His boss is. Who's his boss? Vladimir Putin

   The meat at Taco Bell has been dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. So not only are they being festive, but they're also paying tribute to Melania's vag bwahahaha

   And the destruction of your country continues as we're watching from the sidelines. - Mr Burns voice - "Excellent".