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   messageicon Thank Lucifer, Trump is President now.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 22:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Trump is only endorsing Mitt Romney for Senate because he knows the people will vote against everything he endorses?
←Rate | 02-19-2018 22:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Olympics are at PyeongChang. It's not Pee on Chang at the Olympics!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now we know the Russians were behind anti-Trump trolling on social media to create chaos in USA -- must be great feeling to be a Democrat and know you were manipulated
←Rate | 02-19-2018 20:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its weird that #blackpanther is smashing records, I didn’t know you could use Food Stamps at the movies.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 19:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you vote down on this, that mean you hate Trump and want him dead. Trump sucks!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 17:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank God Obama isn't president anymore
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:44 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Rocky died in a school shooting!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:42 Comments (1)  

   messageicon What this world coming to with wusses? The shooting victims of the Florida shooting are such idiotic sn0wf1akes.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:00 by ClarkKent Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy Obama Day, everyone!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 13:19 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Seriously! The whites are mad as hell because there's a movie about a black superhero which has great reviews? You guys seriously need to grow the hell up.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I don't approve of you, Donald" - God
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:46 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Wow! Trump ranted and raved about not being invited to the royal wedding, like a spoiled brat. Maybe if he acted like a caring human being, his dream of attending would have came true.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:32 Comments (2)  

   messageicon "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's what I've learned: Putin is a Russian dictator and Trump is a Russian d1cktaster.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 09:08 Comments (5)  

   messageicon Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 07:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe they remade the Pink Panther movie and changed the name since it stars a b|@ck guy instead. It is just pathetic how blatantly unoriginal Hollywood has gotten these days.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 07:27 Comments (2)  

   messageicon What's a burnt pizza, frozen drink & a pregnant girl have in common? In each case there was an idiot who didn't take it out in time
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The woman in the car next to me is totally checking me out I think she likes me, well anyway after I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:58 Comments (1)  

   messageicon God created the world in 7 days, but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I'm a big deal
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:58 Comments (0)  


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