Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Jim Morrison was right. People are strange.
←Rate | 07-15-2024 05:32 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the girl don't Hucktuah,you don't need to talktuah!
←Rate | 07-13-2024 13:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just once in my life, I'd actually like to see a liar's pants catch on fire.
←Rate | 07-13-2024 07:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whoever came up with the phrase "The freaks come out at night" has clearly never been to Walmart during the day.
←Rate | 07-12-2024 08:41 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  

   messageicon You older women who are impressed that 25 year olds are attracted to you... Newsflash: 25 year olds would sleep with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup if they could get her legs open.
←Rate | 07-12-2024 04:57 by MF Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between jam and jelly is I can't jelly my dong in my wife's blow hole.
←Rate | 07-12-2024 04:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you identify as non-binary I want you to answer this question with a yes or no only: Do your parents know you're an imbecile?
←Rate | 07-11-2024 13:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This recipe calls for leftover bacon… Might as well be asking for dragon tenderloin or Bigfoot steaks… jest sayin
←Rate | 07-11-2024 11:50 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always hated going to doctor’s even when I’m at my sickest .. not that I don’t trust them … I just don’t feel like paying em!
←Rate | 07-11-2024 05:16 by RobertDeLaGarza Comments (0)  

   messageicon After 40 years of marriage will gay guys call their spouse the old balls and chain?
←Rate | 07-10-2024 09:17 by Yoda Comments (0)  


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