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   messageicon So... what's this I hear about Coronas being infected?
←Rate | 01-22-2020 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Blocked someone for correcting my grammer and it feelded so good...
←Rate | 01-22-2020 16:26 by Gabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to confession last week. Things in my life have apparently gotten way out of hand, and I mean WAY out. For my penance, the priest gave me 3 Hail Marys, 3 Our Fathers and a Crucifixion.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:54 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since when did this become a messaging board? I thought it was a joke site?
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Ah, so you're not man enough to admit that Trump lies. Cool, just as I thought.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon below is nancy's post, what a douche
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm man enough to admit Storny lies. I hope you're man enough to admit your God, Trump, lies.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes, you know...the same Stormy Daniels ordered to pay $293,000 to him for lying.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 15:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Aw poor turtle is upset because things aren't going his way." :-)
←Rate | 01-22-2020 14:52 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon You mean lies like "I never met Stormy Daniel's in my life"?
←Rate | 01-22-2020 14:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's sad to watch folks who have been lied to by the Dems, CNN and the MSM for so long that they don't know the truth when they finally see it face to face.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember! Lying is a sin. Can't wait for you people to meet the devil.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon But God does care about doing the right thing and rejecting wrong doing. Are you people saying God is dumb for that????
←Rate | 01-22-2020 14:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trying to impeach a man whom wants to put God back in school will send you all straight to Hell.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 13:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To the below post: Trump is the country! If you don't like it then leave!
←Rate | 01-22-2020 13:34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Thinking that putting Trump before the country is the right thing to do, is like spitting in the face of God. At least I won't see you people in heaven, be abuse you're getting a one way ticket straight to hell, and I'll enjoy every minute of it.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 13:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the post below is right on!
←Rate | 01-22-2020 12:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking news: all these dumb posts slamming trumpster are coming from Nancy and Chuck, and Schiff
←Rate | 01-22-2020 12:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night I saw a gigantic spider in our bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got into an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 12:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I sent wait for the devil to take the souls of the ones who believes in taking an oath to God, but applauding when the GOP blatantly lies in order to protect someone.
←Rate | 01-22-2020 12:17 Comments (0)  


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