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   messageicon I hope Paul Manafort doesn't drop the soap.
←Rate | 02-23-2019 18:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump won two Razzies awards. The winning never ends with him.
←Rate | 02-23-2019 16:41 Comments (6)  

   messageicon I think I'd rather be Jussie Smollett than Paul Manafort.
←Rate | 02-23-2019 16:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The millenials want Communism today because their parents never got a chance beat them....
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:30 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere at this moment there is a masseuse with a ring from Super Bowl XXXVI walking into a Pawn Shop.
←Rate | 02-23-2019 05:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remix to conviction.. hot and ready for prison..R. Kelly
←Rate | 02-23-2019 05:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 21:43 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Thank-you Robert Kraft and R. Kelly!" - Jussie Smollett
←Rate | 02-22-2019 21:27 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess winning the Super Bowl wasn't the happy ending Robert Kraft was looking for.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 21:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not to worry Kraft. At least you're not Chicago.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 15:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Robert Kraft's prostitution arrest. Voluntary exchange of sex and compensation between consenting adults. Kinda like marriage.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 14:54 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Robert Kraft: From Super Bowl Ring to Prostitution Ring
←Rate | 02-22-2019 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Belichick= Spygate. Brady= Deflategate. Kraft= Tailgate
←Rate | 02-22-2019 14:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Jussie, everyone makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 13:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In unrelated news Julian Edleman and Tom Brady have just checked in to couples therapy...
←Rate | 02-22-2019 12:19 by Jsabbage Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Chinese pal is very upset about Peter Tork, and has been muttering "I'm a bereaver" all day?
←Rate | 02-22-2019 08:36 by Truman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Samsung devices can now run 3 apps simultaneously while you can't even hover past incoming calls on the iPhone😩
←Rate | 02-21-2019 14:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Samsung galaxy S10 Will still Touch ground and break If it can't float on the air when I mistakenly drop it, I don't want
←Rate | 02-21-2019 14:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
←Rate | 02-21-2019 12:41 Comments (10)  


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