Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   . Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.

   It's so hot outside I attended a Virginia Neo-Nazi rally just to be next to something shady...

   . Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?

   Alt-Left + Alt-Right = DELETE I am an independent. Enough said... Go Home!!!

   .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?

   Trump says there were good people on the white nationalist's side....Okay, that's it, I'm done. I can't live in a country where stupidity rules.....

   You don't get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.

   Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?

   Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....

   Picture Darth Vader singing "These are a Few of My Favorite Things" and you'll have some idea of the kind of thoughts that go through my head daily.

   People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.

   I hate it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party! Besides, my dog is receiving his First Communion that day.

   We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.

   Did you know that "Go hang a salami, Doc! Note; I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. I’m a lasagna hog." is a palindrome? Now you do..

   : Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.

   According to most of you people here, I guess the holocaust is considered freedom of speech?

   Not standing for the national anthem is considered offensive, but rallying a hate group is considered freedom of speech? I'm convinced, you people are messed up in the head.

   Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

   You can not take people's right away who want to take other people rights. You become as bad as them. We all have rights, even stupid people like the hate and anti hate group people.

   Hate group gets permit to protest. Anti hate group does not get permit to protest. But the hate group is the criminals for obeying the law.