Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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will never eat cheezies while watching porn again...
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01-20-2010 23:29 by Paul
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I ring bells randomly so that the Angels getting their Wings will be taken by surprise. Sometimes I ring 10 bells at once and wonder how chaotic it must be!
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01-20-2010 23:27 by DOC
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I Wud Rather Die |REAL| Than Live Something |FAKE|.
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01-20-2010 23:18
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if they put Your brain in a bird it would fly backwards
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01-20-2010 22:54
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Who wants to go to Antarctica to see Penguins......I am sure they will land up in Delhi this year in search of COLD!!!!
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01-20-2010 22:32 by Rajat
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It's been scientifically proven that chocolate contains a shrinking ingredient. It shrinks your clothing!
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having a great day! Life is terrifi........i just crapped myself
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01-20-2010 18:55
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failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.
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01-20-2010 18:53 by ANGELA
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Excuse me, have you seen motivation? I seem to have lost all of mine.
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01-20-2010 18:46 by ANGELA
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Chuch Norris once round house kicked a guy in the head so fast that his foot travled back in time and hit Amelia airheart in the face causing her to crash, and that's why they never found her
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01-20-2010 18:45 by ANGELA
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Alcohol your like my abusive boyfriend, no matter how bad you kick my ass, I always go back to you the next day:)
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01-20-2010 18:39 by ANGELA
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Two weeks 'til Groundhog Day, got all my shopping done, dug my hole and laid out the pine cones, all that's left is to decorate my branch and set the traps (Woo-Hoo) !!
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01-20-2010 18:14
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believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar
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01-20-2010 17:03 by marymc
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a fever and the only prescription is...MORE COWBELL!!!
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01-20-2010 16:45
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Excuse but your status is showing
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01-20-2010 16:13
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If there is a window of opportunity ... why the hell does it knock? Shouldn't it be a door? No wonder so many people miss opportunities. They answer the door, not the window.
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01-20-2010 13:41
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i think this will possibly be the best valentines day I have ever had... I can feel it in my icebox where my heart used to be
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01-20-2010 12:56
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Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
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01-20-2010 12:52
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Men are like scratch off tickets..... they usually end up being losers!!
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01-20-2010 12:50
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saving money on her cable by switching to facebook. They have sports statuses, drama statuses, Hollywood gossip statuses and current event statuses. Switch now and get calander statuses for free, you"ll never have to wonder what day it is again.
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01-20-2010 12:38
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