Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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09-20-2010 22:13
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sliced bread, best invention since icecream on a stick...
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09-20-2010 21:34
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If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you grin, what makes you pregnant? (Two highballs and a Squirt)
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09-20-2010 19:43 by Jeff
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Just some helpful advice.. If someone shows up at your job with a camera crew and says they are doing a documentary about your job... you're probably on an episode of Undercover Boss..
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09-20-2010 19:43 by timboss
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"Characters did not match verification code. Please try again." Of course it didn't. You gave me 3 squiggle things, a backwards P and an upside down 4.
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09-20-2010 19:42
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"Characters did not match verification code. Please try again." Of course it didn't. You gave me 3 squiggle things and an upside down 4.
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09-20-2010 19:36
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choo choo...Lindsay Lohan...WHAT A TRAIN WRECK!
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09-20-2010 19:10
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She is so slutty, her facebook wall has a glory hole!
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09-20-2010 18:38
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______________is so gay, he is trying to drill a glory hole in his facebook wall.
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09-20-2010 18:29
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you know my name not my story.
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09-20-2010 18:21 by sam rabee
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If I have to buy you a present when you get married, then you have to buy me a present when you get divorced. It's only fair.
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09-20-2010 17:39
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I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.
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09-20-2010 17:38
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Dont kill yourself to LIVE!!!
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09-20-2010 17:09
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I rarely get distracted, but the other . . . .brb.
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09-20-2010 16:39 by Scarlet
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Add My BB Pin » Y3hR1ght
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09-20-2010 16:35 by trickz100
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Every 7-eleven needs a task force NOT named Punjab, Aadarsh, Aachman, Aadesh ,Aadi ,Aadidev ,Aafreen ,Aaka ,Aandaleeb to keep the slurpee machine running because this sh*t is UNACCEPTABLE.
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09-20-2010 16:31 by paulb808
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Blind hookers...ya gotta hand it to em!
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09-20-2010 16:02 by Jeff
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I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.
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09-20-2010 15:37
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I really wish sleep came in roll-over minutes.
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09-20-2010 15:33
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having one of those days where I wanna set someones face on fire and try putting it out wit a fork
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09-20-2010 15:19
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