Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Welcome to psychoville...!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-26-2010 10:20
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You know the incredible thing about hearts is their unbelievable capacity for forgiveness... You'd be amazed what people will overlook when they love someone...
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09-26-2010 10:19
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Value has a value ONLY if its value is valued . . .
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09-26-2010 10:18
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I've learned not to be picky in farewells... They aren't guaranteed or promised... You are lucky, more than blessed, if you get a goodbye at all...
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09-26-2010 10:18
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If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable...you disconnect yourself from what you truly want...and all that is left is a compromise...
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09-26-2010 10:17
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The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel... Any idiot can feel pain... Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses...
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09-26-2010 10:16
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A priceless moment is when the person that you have fallen in love with, looks you right in the eyes to tell you that they have fallen in love with you...
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09-26-2010 10:14
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I'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love... Just falling, drowning, and rejection...
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09-26-2010 10:13
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a toast to Levi Strauss, who died today in 1902 - "Thanks for making my ass look good all these years!"
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it Kramer?
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09-26-2010 09:41
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you're all invited to my bachelor party! Granted, I'm not even getting married. But thats not a reason to not have a night out with my buddies with beer and strippers!
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09-26-2010 09:14
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While getting dressed this morning, I decided I have been spending waaaaay too much time on the computer, when I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my make-up mirror to see what time it was.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Sexual abuse by clergy, it's not just for Catholics anymore.
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09-26-2010 08:31
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is reading his friends' drunken late night what's on their mind posts. Common themes seem to be trying to get laid, "drama" and having "one more" drink.
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09-26-2010 07:11
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had a scab on his knee that fell off today. He is a sore loser.
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09-26-2010 04:57
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Some people should "dance like no one's looking" where I can't see them.
Ashton Kutcher is trading in for a new model.....and I aint talking about cars.....
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09-26-2010 01:22
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Hey Ashton, when Demi is too old to kick it, I'm available!
Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
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09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO
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