Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wants to know: if you went to bed with a schizophrenic, would it count as a threesome? Just asking.....
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10-04-2010 10:38 by deithy
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thinks that tomorrow today will be yesterday
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10-04-2010 10:38
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How stupid is it when someone removes you as a friend, you ask them why and they say, "Why do you think, moron?"... Um, if I knew why, then would I be asking you dumbass?
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10-04-2010 09:57 by Wolfie
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that studies are showing that you can be obese & fit at the same time. Yep, that's me!
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10-04-2010 09:53 by JackieM
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contrary to what many believe, there are actually 3 rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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10-04-2010 09:44 by Nate
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yes I'm an A$$hole but I'm my defense that guy shouldn't have been walking that close to that puddle!
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10-04-2010 08:16
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says the people I work with are making me crazy, I think there should be some kind of test for babies in the delivery room. If the test shows they're going to grow up stupid they should be neutered immediately.
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10-04-2010 07:53
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It should be illegal to be *required* to be up before noon.
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10-04-2010 05:44 by Wolfie
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Charlie Sheen is really coming to the defense of Lindsay Lohan. In fact, he's set up a website asking the media to leave her alone. The site is doing great, it's received almost as many hits as his wife.
It's your world, I just live and suffer in it.
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10-04-2010 01:49 by Wolfie
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Poke me again, and I will stab you.
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10-03-2010 22:04 by BEGO
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I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...
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10-03-2010 22:02 by BEGO
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Some people should come with subtitles.
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10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO
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Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
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10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO
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You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
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10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO
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I wish my homework was asexual, so it would do itself.
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10-03-2010 21:23
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When I was little I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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10-03-2010 20:51 by imru
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likes his women like he likes his whiskey...15 years old and mixed with coke
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10-03-2010 20:50
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Never apologised for what you feel it's like saying sorrry 4 being real!
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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10-03-2010 20:13 by Wolfie
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