Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground.
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10-13-2010 13:03 by jimbo
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A pack of weed- 30 bucks, rollin paper 2 bucks, n the joy after smoking it priceless
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10-13-2010 12:51
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When the world gives you lemons, make orange juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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10-13-2010 12:49
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Have 33 men you need pulled out of a deep, dark hole? Call Kim Kardashian's gynecologist.
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10-13-2010 12:31
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You have to feel sorry for the Mother's of the Chilean miners. The waiting, the pain, seeing their kids come out slowly from a small dark hole. It's like child birth all over again
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10-13-2010 12:01 by PC
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Ya win some, ya loose some.. But nothing is better than getting some!
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10-13-2010 12:00 by Skedee
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real soon i'll need a better excuse than "sorry i'm trapped in the chilean mines right now"...
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10-13-2010 11:22
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You're saying I'm immature. Well, you're immature times infinity.
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10-13-2010 10:19 by jus2sweet
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every woman's pet and every man's regret.
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10-13-2010 10:18 by jus2sweet
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I am Captain Organised..Unlike Batman Superman and Spiderman my underpants are on the inside..
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10-13-2010 10:08 by gday
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Dear freezer, I get so hard for you. Sincerely Water.
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10-13-2010 09:14 by rll
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Think I got my Halloween costume.... SNOOKIE! I'll wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body Umpa Loompa Orange, walk around half naked, drunk and screaming "Do you know who I am?!? I'm Snookie Biotch!"
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10-13-2010 09:05 by Donna
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. ;)
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10-13-2010 08:39
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Today's word of advice: Never take a muscle relaxer if you've got the trots.
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10-13-2010 08:38 by Leeferd
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All I want for Christmas, is to keep the things I've got.
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying ba$stards.
Fortune Cookie: "Your life will be happy and peaceful." Dear Cookie: What drugs are you on? We should share.
You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.
If Superman is so smart, why is his underwear on the outside?
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10-13-2010 08:29
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.