Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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An "open relationship" is when both people are cheating on each other and want everyone else to know.
Based on the way it's being used "LOL" must stand for "OK"
I bet those Chilean miners going to be pissed when they have to go back to work at 5 in the morning tomorrow.
Fastest way to piss me off? Tell me to "settle down."
I think It's funny that my mom has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987.
Think you've had a bad day ! ! ! One of the chilean miners has just been told he forgot to clock on.
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10-13-2010 15:31
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Would you tap that???..I wouldnt even poke it on facebook!!!!
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10-13-2010 15:26 by BOO
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"just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "
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10-13-2010 15:12
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Sometimes you feel like a million bucks..sometimes you feel like a foodstamp.
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10-13-2010 14:47
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packing his bags...going on a guilt trip!
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10-13-2010 14:44
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thinks that when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
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10-13-2010 14:39
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thinks that there is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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10-13-2010 14:37
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If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
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10-13-2010 14:36 by Tarwadi
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Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.
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10-13-2010 14:20 by jimbo
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She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.
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10-13-2010 14:16 by Xokellyxo
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Dear Chile --- When you're done rescuing everybody, can we send you Ryan Seacrest, Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Snooki?
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10-13-2010 14:05
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If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?
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10-13-2010 13:31
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At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.And your strengths? I'm Batman.
Well today was a total waste of makeup.
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10-13-2010 13:17 by Trevalina
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never knew they mined for chili. You learn something new every day.
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10-13-2010 13:06 by chuckg
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