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Wedding's in 3 weeks, I wish I could invite all of you but the Waffle House only fits 43.
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11-19-2010 13:35 by
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I hate whoever invented 6:30 am
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11-19-2010 13:34 by
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When people say "don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful" you shouldn't answer with "Don't worry, I have plenty of other reasons to hate you."
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11-19-2010 13:33 by
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Relationships would be great if it wasn't for all those feelings.
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11-19-2010 13:32 by
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I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
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11-19-2010 13:32 by
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waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.
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11-19-2010 12:58 by
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I'm wondering which is worse; the fact i'm is talking to the toaster or the fact that the toaster is talking back
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11-19-2010 12:22
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has a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and starting to smell
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11-19-2010 12:19
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I'm having a Deja vu of Christmas posts
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11-19-2010 12:09
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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar, but that's alright because I am a dinosaur.
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11-19-2010 11:48 by
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standing under the mistletoe but would rather be under the cameltoe!
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11-19-2010 11:45
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Dropping the fish I had for lunch off at the pond
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11-19-2010 11:25 by
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wonders if there's an alternative to mistletoe. one that allows punching.
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11-19-2010 11:11 by
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has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP
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11-19-2010 10:58 by
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
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11-19-2010 10:50
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supports the whole Movember concept but thinks it should be changed to Manuary
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11-19-2010 10:43 by
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Apparently 2010 is not the year for Miners.....
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11-19-2010 10:21
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Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming train.
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11-19-2010 10:09 by
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yes I am crazy...whats your excuse? :)
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11-19-2010 09:59
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I'm not being weird. I'm being me. There's a difference. A small one, but still a difference
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11-19-2010 09:46
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