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There's nothing worse than getting $0.99 back in change
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11-25-2010 11:57 by
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Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
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11-25-2010 11:57 by
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Thanksgiving: The only day where it's American to stuff your face and be proud of it!
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11-25-2010 11:56 by
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Hi this is Bob barker encouraging yoiu to help stop the spread of crappy music. Have your Beiber spayed or neutered.
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11-25-2010 11:36 by
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REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.
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11-25-2010 10:04 by
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Surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
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11-25-2010 09:38 by
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Was just informed that Turkeys cant fly. Thats messed up! All those times hunting and I was looking up!!
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11-25-2010 09:07 by
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I'm doing a water balloon drive by at bestbuy tonight at 23:00 hours...... Whose with me?!?!
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11-25-2010 08:20 by
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Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.
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11-25-2010 08:05 by
Miss B Haven
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Heroine killed the curiosity cat.....
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11-25-2010 08:01
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can't decide which one goes better with cranberry sauce...Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?
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11-25-2010 07:39 by
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I consider gluttony my patriotic duty today.
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11-25-2010 07:27
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Shot my first turkey yesterday....scared the sh!t out of everybody in the frozen food section!
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11-25-2010 07:22 by
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"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
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11-25-2010 07:22
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I shot my first turkey yesterday....scared the crap out of everybody in the frozen food section!
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11-25-2010 07:20 by
Jeff W
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The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
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11-25-2010 07:07 by
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gravy flavored coffee. Poor choice.
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11-25-2010 06:59 by
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never call a newborn "My little tax deduction" in front of your wife.... Trust me.
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11-25-2010 06:23
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you get what you pay for... Nothing proves this more than toilet paper and hookers
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11-25-2010 06:21 by
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if you wanna womanise.., you should condomise..
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